You can dance with whomever you like, sure. But if you want to compete with a same-sex partner to show you’re the best at it, good luck! Turns out that “one man and one woman” doesn’t just apply to some (recently overruled!!!) marriage doctrines. Most traditional dance competitions define a dance couple with that exact phrase.

Watch Ron Jenkins and Photis Pishiaras dance the hell out of April Follies, a same-sex dance competition in Oakland.